Nizlopi

Nizlopi - JCB Song

Well, I’m rumbling in this JCB
I’m 5 years old and my dad’s a giant sitting beside me
And the engine rattles my bum like berserk
While we’re singing: ‘don’t forget your shovel if you want to go to work’

And my dad’s probably had a bloody hard day
But he’s being good fun and bubbling and joking away
And the procession of cars stuck behind
Are getting all impatient and angry but we don’t mind

And we’re holding up the bypass, oh-oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh-oh
And I’m sitting on the tool box, oh-oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, boss, so glad I’m not in school, oh no

And we pull over to let the cars pass
And pull off again speeding by this summer green grass
And we’re like giants up here in our big yellow digger
Like Zoids or Transformers or maybe even bigger

And I want to transform into a Tyrannosaurus Rex
And eat up all the bullies and the teachers and their pets
And I’ll tell all my mates my dad’s BA Barachas
Only with a JCB and Bruce Lee’s nunchaku’s

And we’re holding up the bypass, oh-oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh-oh
I’m sitting on the toolbox, oh-oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, boss, so glad I’m not in school

And we’re holding up the bypass, oh-oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh-oh
I’m sitting on the toolbox, oh-oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, boss, so glad I’m not in school

Said: I’m Luke, I’m 5 and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me ‘round in his JCB
I’m Luke, I’m 5 and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me ‘round in his JCB
I’m Luke, I’m 5 and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me ‘round in his JCB
I’m Luke, I’m 5 and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me ‘round -
We’re holding up the bypass, oh-oh
Me and my dad having a top laugh, oh-oh
And I’m sitting on the toolbox, oh-oh
And I’m so glad I’m not in school, boss, so glad I’m not in school, aw
Said: I’m Luke, I’m 5 and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me ‘round in his JCB
I’m Luke, I’m 5 and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me ‘round in his -
I’m Luke, I’m 5 and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me ‘round in his JCB
I’m Luke, I’m 5 and my dad’s Bruce Lee
Drives me ‘round in his JCB

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